It’s tough to sell magazines nowadays. The best way to do so is to follow the Internet method: use boobs. That’s why Kate Upton is on the cover of Sports Illustrated’s October issue, though we’re a little confused about the outfit choice. This is easily the most modest we’ve ever seen Ms. Upton.
So, which Upton doesn’t belong? Easy: B.J., who’s hitting .184 this year. Plus, wouldn’t Justin and Kate together have been enough? Now we’re imagining a really weird brother-brother-Kate threesome that makes us feel really uneasy. Just look at this (from the behind the scenes video):
They both want to smash, clearly.