Up in the good ol’ North Star State, the baseball fans don’t care too much for the Detroit Tigers. So after the MLB All-Star Game, this news station in Minnesota decided it was going to bring up how Justin Verlander was lit up in the Midsummer Classic. But as the female anchor begins to mention the NHL (we’re not exactly sure why) the famed video of Kate Upton doing the Cat Daddy appears on-screen.
Then, all the dudes got boners.
There are a couple of ways to identify that these newsmen have boners. The first sign is the creepy “oh yeah,” at about the 19-second mark from Man Number One. Sick dude, just sick. At the 25-second mark, this guy quickly identifies Kate Upton as the Sports Illustrated cover model. “Yeah, you know, that magazine I keep right next to my toilet for when I have a boner.” Then at the 30-second mark, both men give away that they have boners. Man Number One begins tapping his desk like there’s some extracurricular activity going on down there. “It feels so good when he jokes.” Then, you hear Man Number Two, who has not yet been on camera, yell “OH,” in the background. Might as well just tell the viewers you have a boner, bro. And finally, the camera pans to Man Number Two, who simply says, “I think you chose the right highlight.”
Case closed. Boners everywhere.